Just in case you don't read adverting blogs or get your daily dose of d-bag with a little bit of cable news, we thought we'd tell you about this neat little expense report generator that you can use if you want to try to convince accounting that you blew a grand on office supplies when in fact you really spent the money on a couple of Kobe fillets and a bottle of Barolo. This little gem comes courtesy of upscale NYC steakhouse Maloney & Porcelli. Here's to hoping fun-hating pencil pushers don't question the 48 bottles of AIR-IN-A-CAN.