Hey kids, who wants to know what Meghan McCain did last night? All of you? None of you? Both, kind of? Well, she wanted to have a "spontaneous night in" and just hang out at home, eat some takeout, read a biography of Andy Warhol, maybe drink a nice glass of red wine. But then she paused for a moment to contemplate her newfound maturity, which made her feel old and boring.

Then things got TOTALLY OUT OF HAND. She posted a boobylicious Twitpic of herself. Her 60,000+ followers, many of whom are presumably the sexually repressed Republicans she's criticized in the past, flipped their proverbial "sh*ts," and some people said some mean things to her. This made her more sad and angry, and she threatened to quit Twitter because of all the haters. Then she apologized and took the picture offline. So you're all caught up now on Meghan McCain's life, and boobs. And oh yeah, check out her political column on the Daily Beast!