YouTube is not for pornography or sexually explicit content. If this describes your video, even if it's a video of yourself, don't post it on YouTube.


So reads the YouTube community guidelines, which promises to suspend one's account if the rules aren't obeyed. Such was apparently the case for Toni, a user who publicly mourns his suspended account (under Tonetta777) in several of his new videos. Nevertheless, Toni has moved on under the handle tj1749, already having posted more than sixty videos that feature the self-described "young at heart x tremely horny & ready 2 mate" gentleman of a certain age barely clothed and ready to dance.

Whether or not Toni is riding a colossal ecstacy-and-meth-fueled bender while filming the hyper-nightmarish, Eyes Wide Shut-style dirty dances is a moot point. (Although who are we kidding? Dude is blitzed out of his mindbox, right?) The point is, while our other favorite YouTube dancer Diane Campanella shakes her MILF-tastic moneymaker to innocent pop songs inside her Arizona condominium, tj1749 is somewhere in a Toronto dungeon using a bed sheet, a megawatt light bulb, and one deeply deserving fleshsuit to keep you off YouTube for at least six weeks.

Consider yourself warned.