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We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?

Maybe Lucifer was looking for diapers or a Kenny Chesney album or peanuts in bulk or something, but for whatever reason, he definitely waltzed into a Wal-Mart somewhere and put a curse on the place (can he do that?), leaving behind a dreaded price tag marked with a signature only as nefarious as Satan could:


Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: YOU MIGHT BE ENTERING THE HELLMOUTH.

Also, we hear there's a sweet sale on tampons. Grab 'em before the rapture!