If you have ever needed an excuse to grow a mustache -- especially the kind worn by Jack Sparrow impersonators across the globe -- this is your chance. It may not be the Year Of The 'Stache™ anymore, but that doesn't mean you have to lay your upper lip follicles to rest. This time, you get to grow that mustache for cancer--err, against cancer! Here are the ways:


And while I can't grow a mustache (believe me, I've tried!), I still was able to help the cause by giving baby-faced Asylum Editor Brian Childs money toward his fledgling facial hair.

So commit to growing that 'stache, or to support someone else's, and help fight cancer!