Scottsdale, Arizona-based painter and 55-year-old divorcée Diana Campanella may look like your mom.
And, sure, she may have set up a web site asking us to call ourselves "universelings" instead of "earthlings."
But of all the things that have given Diana a special place in our internutty hearts, it's that she may very well be THE BEST DANCER IN HISTORY.
On her three YouTube pages (THREE!), Diana has uploaded a total of nearly 350 videos of herself performing what she calls "improvisational, spontaneous, informal, interpretive, freestyle dancing."
Whatever it is, we're paying attention. Say goodbye to your weekend:
Diana is all, "Hey, it's the nineties!"
Diana felt bad when Michael Jackson died, so she turned her hat around
Diana could wipe the floor with MC Skat Kat
Diana once steered the Starship Enterprise
Diana shares pants with Rue McClanahan
Diana is sometimes like, "F*ck the tripod!"
Diana discovered editing
UPDATE: Whaddyaknow? Diana's been remixed!
Never stop dancing, Diana Campanella. You make the internet a better place.
- link:// Diana's YouTube Channels: artemisbell, Tengobaila,
- link:// Diana Campanella
- link:// Universelings
More dancing fun from our friends around the web...
Believe it or not, this kid can breakdance!
(I Am Bored)
This baby can't get enough of 'Single Ladies' and has the dance moves to prove it.
(BuzzFeed)
comments
DO NOT WANT.
deep down though, i'd hit it.
by:// kevin - Oct 1st 2009
Actually, she has three channels that I know of. You left out Artemisbell. There are videos on there you don't want to miss! If you go to YouTube and type artemisbell in the search box, not only can you see her videos but apparently she has quite a fan base who have posted tribute videos to her! Wow.
by:// Tralalala - Oct 1st 2009
@Tralalala:
You have literally enriched our lives. Thank you!
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by:// flyerdu10008 - Oct 2nd 2009
She is on drugs. no joke. thats why her eyes are always closed. she is trippin.
by:// mike - Oct 2nd 2009
She sucks
by:// Lisa - Oct 2nd 2009
I'd wine,dine,and 69 her!!
by:// Qbeater - Oct 2nd 2009
You bring great joy into all that view your dancing. You go girl. May you keep on dancing for a long time. Big hugs, Reese
by:// Reese - Oct 2nd 2009
That was really painful to watch.
by:// Suzi - Oct 2nd 2009
damn I would bone that 55 year old lady!!!
by:// chad - Oct 2nd 2009
I'm not sure she's a great dancer, but she sure is delightful. Have to admit I just wasted about 45 minutes I didn't have to waste. But, it's Friday, so who cares!
by:// Jerome - Oct 2nd 2009
not bad if she would do something with that awfully thin and frizzy hair. Maybe try Wen products or something!
by:// tuna - Oct 2nd 2009
This is the most stupid thng I have ever seen. Do we have to give every idiot with no talent a stage for God's sake? It makes us look bad when we highlight non-sense like this. Give me a break. Get real.
by:// Valerie - Oct 2nd 2009
boring...............
by:// gail - Oct 2nd 2009
She is one confident woman, and she enjoys what she's doing, dancing. No matter what the dance style, she's got the moves, most of the time. Keep dancing to your heart's content.
by:// Martha - Oct 2nd 2009
There is nothing funny or talented about her...
by:// Stacie - Oct 2nd 2009
From one 55 year young woman to another: rock on, girlfriend! Passion for life is ageless.
by:// akolough - Oct 2nd 2009
Is it just me..or do all the dances look the same?
by:// Dawn - Oct 2nd 2009