This isn't the first time you've heard us sing the praises of crafter's paradise, Etsy. But seriously, you guys, this place is a treasure trove of handmade gems -- both incredible and completely bizarre. We'd normally have to go digging through the site ourselves, but we were just tipped off to a wonderful feature on Etsy's main blog The Storque called Keep It Weird that features weekly collections of some of the site's strangest creations (most of which I still want to buy, FYI). This week's was all about "Excretions and Secretions" and featured everything from a vomiting Care Bear to something perfect to hang above your porcelain throne (see above).

See more strange finds at The Storque and if you choose to purchase, make sure to send us a picture of you and your new addition -- we'll find somewhere to post it on the blog!