On Japan's recently held Respect For The Aged Day, hearts swelled when the honor was bestowed upon a four-legged fattie named Whoppin' Grandma. While such a nickname might seem offensive to anyone who isn't a fictional character dreamed up by Tyler Perry, Whoppin' Grandma is allegedly 57 years young.

What's her secret? Apparently carrots, cake, and kids. Oh, and BEING ADORABLE!