Here's a breaking news flash -- most comments left on blogs and YouTube videos are not Shakespeare. Neither are celebrity Tweets (save Kirstie Alley). Any sentient being who's ever cruised the interwebs has encountered this "phenomenon." But for some reason, lots of bloggers and other web creative types just can't leave it there. No no, apparently the only appropriate response to getting a spitball lodged at the back of your head is to hire a crew of actors to read the half-legible cave etchings of lunatics in dramatic voices. Boom, instant satire! Heady stuff, bros. Check out the internet's never-ending quest for understanding below...

• The Washington Post's new online video series: normal people reading celebrity Tweets (via Mashable)

• F.A.T. hires actors to read YouTube comments over a symphony (via F.A.T.)

• A Dramatic Reading of a YouTube Comment from a Subaru ad on YouTube

• YouTube comment fight (via Barely Political)

• Casey Wilson reads internet comments (via Funny or Die)

• related:// We read comments received in regards to our Day Without Cats on The Urly Show podcast