"Doll artist" Cyndi Safstrom thinks you're an everyday hero. And if there's one thing everyday heroes deserve, it's an action figure.

No, really! She says so on her site, Be A Doll, where she custom-sculpts action figures in the likeness of you (or a loved one of your choosing). From funky glasses to the ever-problematic unibrow, Safstrom manages to capture every necessary detail to make you look like a taxidermied nightmare puppet. It's awesome.











And don't you dare think she forgot MJ, either: