We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?


If there's one thing you can count on finding when you start sifting through the pages of eBay, it's things that look like other things. In fact, it's usually food shaped like funny things that really represents a model eBay auction.

We've seen pancakes and bread and grapes that arguably resemble religious figures and famous people, but with a chicken nugget shaped like a penis, we may have hit a new high/low:

Penis shaped chicken nugget. Is approximately 3" long.

Tastes like chicken. :) Too unique to eat!

Somewhere, a vegan is rubbing his palms together, coolly giddy at the prospect of some filthy carnivore being faced with the age old dilemma of whether or not to eat something that makes him feel both adequate and humiliated.

Until boobie-shaped tempeh starts popping up on eBay, we'll have to score one for the vegetarians.