- Fact: You can achieve "sexual satisfaction" without taking off your clothing.
- Fact: At some town hall meetings, you must stop speaking when the bell goes off.
- Fact: Sometimes, you get cut off before the bell at the very moment you publicly announce your age ...and virginity.





















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9.23.09
By lawl101
LOL She needs a Porno, beer and a nice big fat spliff jesus christ wot an uptight piece of work, cant generalise people just because she never found the need to get down and dirty
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10.14.09
By peanut
OMG WTF 56 and no nooky? ever? sumting is wrong man.
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