santalopeEven if we tried, we'd have absolutely no idea how to explain Santalope, a Santa Claus-antelope hybrid who seems to show up in some amazingly bizarre places. As the site reads:

SANTALOPE is back [ed. note: from where?] with a BIG BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN SANTAFACE IDOL, SOME DONKEYS, and a delirious and delicious electric soup of ugly f*cked up fun rituals that shake your brain and stain your soul!
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