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We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?

Argh, that pesky cell phone! On the rare occasion when you're not gabbing away all the live long day, where is that darn thing supposed to go?! Back pocket? Too dangerous. Tote bag? Too vulnerable. Face down on a flat surface? What are you, NUTS?

How about nestled between the rock hard shoulder blades and baby-soft buns of a resin-sculpted leather daddy?

*Johnny* Phone Holder or Paperweight

He will live on your desk and take care of your phone while you work

Fantastic present for the executive in your life


And you know how executives like their super gay sexually explicit paper weights/cell phone holders (we're looking at you, [link NSFW!] Nasty Pig Leather Apparel receptionist).