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justin bieberIn recent years, YouTube has unearthed many a pop star, from "Umbrella" chanteuse Marie Digby to Esmee Denters, who was signed by Justin Timberlake after he caught wind of her online presence. In fact, Timberlake recently sought the attention of another "bathroom singer," a young Canadian gentleman whose silky smooth vocal prowess secured him a trip to Atlanta to meet with Usher, who eventually snatched him up to be his own protege.

'Twas a good choice, too, considering that R&B crooner Justin Bieber has already seen his first video -- for 'One Time' -- collect over six million views on YouTube. But is that really such a surprise when the Internet is such a hotbed for smokin' hot ...PREPUBESCENTS?


THIS VIDEO RAISES MANY QUESTIONS:

    • Who gave that baby a cell phone?

    • ...And why would anyone in their right mind ever text "Party at Usher's" to anybody else, sober?

    • Who gave those cougars directions to Usher's? ...Wait, those are CHILDREN?

    • Should anyone be allowed to use the term "shorty" if their hands are the size of kiwis?

    • Who decorated Usher's kitchen, Captain Boring and the 80's Brigade? (Although we hear they are reasonable.)

    • Rule No. 1 at Usher's pool: no skateboarding without Usher on duty. (Technically not a question, but deal with it.)



Ugh, do we blame the parents or the YouTube? Fist to sky, Internet, FIST TO SKY!