
Cats rule the internet. Think about all the funny cat photos and videos that infest your IM conversations, Facebook walls and e-mail forwards from mom -- our feline overlords have sneakily solidified themselves as a staple of the interweb humor we love so dearly. Don't believe us? Salon and Entertainment Weekly have also had the same startling realization. Heck, we even awarded them with a lifetime acheivement honor in the 2008 year-end Urlies. But whether you're a bona fide cat lady who loves it all, or someone who can't stand the over-population of cats on the interwebs, we can all agree that cats need a break. Urlesque hears your cries for help.
After getting inspired by our friends at Asylum, Urlesque is organizing a web-wide ban on cat-related coverage on 9.9.09 -- A Day Without Cats on the Internet. Why only one day? Well let's be honest, that's probably only as long as we'll last before a hilarious video comes crashing into our inbox. But for one day, we will abstain... for you... for the cats. Several of our friends across the web have bravely agreed to stand up beside us and support the effort: besties such as Asylum, Best Week Ever, Dumb As A Blog, Lemondrop, PawNation, PetSugar, Popbytes, PopEater, The Presurfer, Rocketboom, Snuzzy, Tosh.0 Blog, ZooBorns, Zoomdoggle... do you think you could handle the challenge? (Update 9/4: 11 more sites have joined the ban including I Has A Hot Dog, Laughing Squid and NPR! And the Wall Street Journal has taken notice of our movement. Update 9/8: 15 more sites have joined the ban including Cute Overload, and we've had more media coverage including MSNBC and more!) See the final ban list for participating sites.
Do you want to join the ban? Sign the "petition" to show your solidarity or send us an e-mail.
During the day of the ban, Urlesque is taking things one step further. We will blogging exclusively about an animal of YOUR choosing! It's up to you, Internet, to pick which other furry friend you'd rather read about on 9.9.09. Vote in the poll below. The poll





















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9.07.09
By A Few Good Cats
"We understand your point of view, but we shall respectfully decline your offer."
There, our human wrote that for us. Being Good Cats, we couldn't care less, actually...
http://www.whatagoodcat.com/blog/
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9.07.09
By jamamakitty
BUMP
No, I think the regular internet should be disabled and we should make an internet composed entirely of cats for the day.
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9.07.09
By WebMonkey
Hehe, you guys are cute. A day without cats? Good luck.
Listen, I used to work at a major ISP. I worked with webcaches and dial-up networks. I know the web and all its dark corners. I can tell you - you'll never make it.
I've seen this cats thing coming for a long time. You don't understand - it's not a coincidence. They've been watching us! Waiting! Haven't you noticed? It used to be there were a half-dozen groups that more or less controlled the web - folks like ICANN. But now it seems out of control, like no-one can shape things.
That's their plan, man! It's not people that run the web now, it's cats! Can't you see?
A day without cats on the web! You poor fools. They'll never permit it. You might as well try to run the web without electricity.
Take my advice. Forget this thing. I tried to stand up to them once. Now two cats run my house and I don't work on the web any more. Go figure.
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9.07.09
By ANON
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES!
NO WE WILL NOT JOIN.
you have lost, your idea is stupid, no one likes you guys anyways.
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9.07.09
By Cat
shortformblog.com will be posting tons of wonderful cat coverage that day, so get your daily dose of cat awesomeness, and some great news coverage on 9/9/09 at www.shortformblog.com !
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9.07.09
By SDborn
NO !!! I will never accept a ban on cats of any kind, especially lolcats. Why give any power to this site, just so they can see how many people they can control ? NO THANK YOU!!!
LONG LIVE THE CATS !!!!!!
there can be only one.........
most popular furry pet on the net
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9.07.09
By Hymie
This is just a test run for Obama shutting the net down completely.
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9.07.09
By Ernie Smith
We're not going to let the Day Without Cats happen without a place for the strays to go. So, we introduce the Catstravaganza. Have any cat photos or videos you want us to post? We'll post them.
http://shortformblog.com/offbeat/catstravaganza-09-five-things-you-should-know-about-090909
Don't try to make fetch happen, Urlesque. The felines will just scratch back.
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9.08.09
By Adam Montgomery
What about Richard Longtails?!
He is the cat to save us all.
Google it.
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9.08.09
By Magic Cat
You cannot stop RICHARD LONGTAILS!!
http://www.RichardLongtails.com/
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9.08.09
By Anon E. Mouse
Richard Longtails, you say?
Who hasn't heard of him?
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9.08.09
By andy
Ceiling cat is always watching you m@sterbate
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9.08.09
By Killer Kitty
OMG WTF Do not Want!
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9.08.09
By Chris
DIAF
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9.08.09
By Garth Adams
How about a day where you don't show some idiots displaying how stupid they are?
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9.08.09
By Maureen
Oh Hell No.
No one is going to tell me what NOT to do tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, cats are going to be out in full force!!!
Backfire!
Ahahahahahaha!
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9.08.09
By Josdog6
Please Support The Anti-No Cats Day: URLesque Protest! On The AntiNoCats Channel On Youtube! www.youtube.com/antinocats
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9.08.09
By elgwailo
...and the lowly armadillo rose up to take his rightful place atop the animal kingdom!
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9.08.09
By thelittlefluffycat
I will be putting up a compendium of my So You Want To Be A Cat lessons tomorrow, to help deal with the problem of improperly socialized feral humans like this. Please, everyone - adopt a human. They're a lot of work, but they're worth it.
LFC
http://www.thelittlefluffycat.com
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9.08.09
By Amanda
FAIL!!! Everyday is caturday!!!
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