baby conan o'brienSo you're going to have a baby! Well, here's to hoping the little tot comes out all pretty, guaranteeing him/her a coveted spot in the pantheon of Beautiful People To Whom Things Come Easy.

Well, at the very least, fingers crossed the bundle of joy emerges from the womb resembling a celebrity, noted figure, or famous mafia kingpin (a la Tosh.0's Celebribabies), which should easily move you to the front of the queue next time there's a 30-minute wait at Chuck E. Cheese.

  • Tony Soprano
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  • Conan O'Brien:
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  • Jackie Chan:
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