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pet chickenMy Pet Chicken doesn't really require much explanation: it's a site for people who raise (or just love) chickens. You don't have to be a farmer, you know, to raise the mothercluckers in your own backyard. In fact, everything you need to know (and buy) is available on the site, a one-stop-shopping experience sure to do anything but, er, get your feathers ruffled.

A chicken farmer's work is never done, but when they can catch a break, there's no better site for equipment and paraphernalia aimed at only the most devoted bird nerds out there.

We're cuckoo for this stuff!

    • We love our animal diapers, and these protective pads for leaky birds is no different!
chicken diaper
(Chicken Diapers, $25)
    • Made of faux far, "The Clucker" is a hat that doubles as a puppet, giving you the chance to be two times the dummy at once (soul patch not included, although very necessary)
chicken clucker hat puppet

("The Clucker," $22)
    • Only the fanciest ladies around town are toting their Hen Bags in full view. Because it's a purse shaped like a hen!
chicken hen purse bag
(Hen Bag, $27)
    • You love chickens? Let the world know! This decal comes ready to be affixed to almost anything -- "message boards, binders, lunchboxes...your car, your windows, your transport coops, or even your hen house."

chicken hen decal
(Decal, $8.50)
    • Keep your kisser smooth with this lip balm, inexplicably called Chicken Poop. Okay.
chicken poop lip balm
(Lip Balm, $2.99)
    • Having seen the 2001 PBS documentary The Natural History of the Chicken, we can promise you a fascinating meditation on the modern chicken, including a peek into the loves of those who keep 'em (like one lady who takes her pet rooster to the grocery store and into the pool).



(The Natural History of the Chicken DVD, $21.99)




And if you can't find anything of interest on My Pet Chicken, well then why don't you go lay an egg? Or, y'know, buy one! There you go! Don't walk, RUN! Shake that tailfeather!

(Okay, we're done with the puns.)