Sure, we've seen the weirdly delectable Scanwiches. We've gagged and gawked at This is Why You're Fat. And we've loved the low-budget gourmet glory of Fancy Fast Food.
So when I first logged onto Insanewiches I did not expect to be wow'd. But the site has somehow managed to find new variations on the sandwich concept. For example, have you ever seen a Rubix Cube sandwich? What about a burger with Peppermint patties instead of beef patties (and still looks good enough to eat)?
Behold the insanity:




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These sammiches are hardly insane. They are simply stupid. Who the f eats a sammich from a wine glass? Horrible! Jessica Amason, you should be ashamed of yerself for putting out this drivel. BOOO!!!! This entire article is another example of how amerika is going down the toilet. Lame writers trying to skate by without doing any research.
If you want to see what a truly insane sammich looks like try googling the name "Don Zinn" or better yet get off your lazy butt and take a trip to Raleigh and meet the man in person. He will fry you up a sammich that will make your head explode.
by:// Ker Kurnul - Aug 4th 2009
Ker Kurnul is a douchebag. I like your article -- it's not gonna win you a Pulitzer, but it's a BLOG for chrissake -- I found it interesting and informative. Wonder what crawled up his butt today. I think the real reason society could be heading down the toilet is that the internet lets people be anonymous a-holes. I'm not even sure it's heading down the toilet anyway.... not as long as delicious sammies are still available!
by:// heybebeh - Aug 3rd 2009
Heybebeh,
You sir are obviously a vegitarian and deserve nothing less than a swift kick in the arse and a one way trip to disco island. It is quite obvious that neither you nor Ms. Amason have a clue when it comes to putting together a delicious sammich. Food is not only art but it must also follow function and this is fact has quite obviously been lost on you.
You have insulted me and you have insulted the good name of Don Zinn and I challenge you and Ms. Amason to a grease off! Come to Raleigh and I will personally see to it that you are force fed enough grease, cigarettes, and chrysler products to choke the stupidity out of you.
Last weekend I personally consumed a sammich that would bring tears to the Pope's eyes. It was a double grilled cheese and bacon cheese hamburger delight. Over 8 inches of glory. You have never seen such a sammich and I'm sure it would blind you with it's visionary genius. Don Zinn personally consumed 20 chicken wings and an entire plate of cheeze fries. What did you and Ms. Amason do? Eat carrot sticks and wheat grass? You offend me. Be gone buzzard!
by:// Ker Kurnul - Aug 4th 2009
ker kurnul is no douchebag! He is a visionary. He could have a blog that dominates this one if he wanted to - he just doesn't want to. He's a very busy man.
I agree with ker kurnul that these are some poor choices. I need something I will want to make at home, and something with lots of grease. Like Potato Salad made with generous helpings of lard that I just fed to my unsuspecting neighbors last weekend! What about my needs?
I am now enthralled with these tales of Don Zinn. He must wear some fine balloon pants and drive a klown car.
Have a massive day !
by:// Remo Hammer - Aug 4th 2009
I actually know this Don Zinn of whom you speak. He is a local celebrity in the Raleigh area - he was just interviewed by WRAL a few days ago.
Don was fresh off his appearance at the state fair where he dominated the scene with thrice-fried cheese and butter balls, each one named after a famous musician. I personally had a Ronnie James Dio 'Rainbow in the Dark' ball and it was delightful!
Don Zinn is also going to be challenging that fah Joey Chestnutt at the Nathan's Hot Dog contest next year, eating under the name of 'The Locust'!
You should interview him. He will amaze you with his tales of grease, and fascinate you with his feats.
Have a massive day!
by:// Chez Beefy - Aug 4th 2009
Thank you for your support Mr. Hammer. Mr. Heybebeh's complacency is exactly why the japs bombed pearl harbor. I for one have had enough and will call out sub par sammich writing when I see it. Just because your third grade teacher gave you straight A's and said you were sooooo smart doesn't mean it was true. Mediocrity is not something to strive for in reporting or the culinary arts.
I can no longer stand by idol and watch the dumbing down of amerika! Years from now when we are all ded and gone after an outbreak of H1N1 I do not want the monkeys that evolve to repopulate the planetto to find Ms. Amasons article and think that it was the best our society had to offer. It would be a discredit to my great southern ancestors and I wont stand for having a monkey laugh at me not now and not ever!
by:// Ker Kurnul - Aug 4th 2009