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When you think about it, most appliances don't shoot things out of themselves, and of those that do, many are scary and dangerous. The toaster is extremely hot and every time the new popped rice machine at the grocery goes off, it reminds me of Tiananmen Square. It should come as no surprise then that cats are a little bit uneasy about computer printers. After all, what's more dangerous than the written word?

  • Assume the upright attack position.

  • Kill. Kill. Kill.

  • It's tough, but not impossible, to hit a moving target. Fire at will.

  • I'm hit. I'm hit.

  • Looks like we have a traitor in our midst.

  • Must retreat.