Stephon Marbury, former NBA point guard, Knicks bust, and proprietor of the $20 Starbury sneaker, has been getting pretty weird in front of his computer in recent days. We're now entering the 5th day of Marbury's shirtless webcam session, first broadcast live on Ustream and now on Justin.tv, and let's just say that people are starting to get concerned. Marbury's behavior has been strange and somewhat disturbing, which is probably the reason people can't stop staring at the spectacle. As our friends at Asylum mused yesterday, this is not the best way for Starbury to audition for a job in the NBA next season. But honestly at this point we'd just like Steph to take a nap and go talk to someone.

Questions abound. Is he on drugs? Having a psychotic episode? An emotional breakdown? Making a misguided bid for Twitter followers? Viral marketing for his clothing line? Who the hell knows. But here's a viewing guide to help you understand what's gone down so far:

  • Steph breaks down crying, after slowing it down


  • Steph goes down the rabbit hole


  • Steph dances



  • And the sign that this is just getting started, a parody video from the Chapelle's Show Donnelle Rawlings