Well, actually, Randy Constan got married, and while you may not recognize his name, the guy sure is famous around these cubicles for his legendary presence on the Internet, thanks to his Peter Pan-centric (and that's putting it mildly) site, Pixyland (where, we should note, the header reads quotes from both Pan and Jesus).


The ceremony was officiated by King Henry VIII (otherwise known as Orlando's own Michael Marzella). The self-proclaimed "fairy princess" and "pixie boi" exchanged vows with lyrics from a Led Zeppelin song, and then pinky swears. "A pinky swear, after all," writes the bridegroom, "is unconditionally forever, and something not done unless one really really really means it!"


Best wishes to the happy couple! Yours is one courtship that was probably definitely written in the stars!

- link:// The Wedding Album (at Pixyland)
- via:// Miss Tanya
More from our friends across the web...
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'Thriller' Wedding Dance
Awesome wedding entrance dance video





















comments
Thank god. I was hoping he would find his mate before he died, and that it wouldn't be anyone I know or care about.
by:// Stephen - Jul 31st 2009
Wow that is just too cool. Those are some really cool people there!
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by:// aatinko - Jul 27th 2009
this is *so* gay!
by:// pookie - Jul 27th 2009
pookie wrote:
"this is *so* gay!"
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a heterosexual wedding.
by:// HM - Jul 27th 2009
Scariest Tinkerbell EVAR!!!
by:// Shazzam! - Jul 27th 2009
That guy is awesome!! He may be "different", but he always had a good message of love, and was brave enough to share it in a unique and memorable way!! HAHA. Anyway, I'm glad he found happiness!!!
by:// Sara - Aug 24th 2009
Democrats....I tell ya!
by:// ThorsHammer - Jul 30th 2009
Ummmm........can anyone say "beard"?
by:// El - Jul 31st 2009
She's old enough to be his mother, and maybe his grandmother. Yuck!
by:// Dan Daily - Aug 2nd 2009