We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?


UPDATE: The hamburger bed listing has been removed from eBay. Sadface! There's a new listing, links fixed! Thanks, AHamburgerToday for the heads up.

Rare is the occasion on which an Internet meme gets a second life. But today, that rule is broken, as the Hamburger Bed (must we even provide an explanation?) is being auctioned off on eBay! For money! Honest to blog!

hamburger bed

Because it was never intended to belong to anyone else, the materials are the best I could get at the time. So, the mattress is a round mattress from the 70s with a lot of wear.

The "meat", "cheese" (memory foam cover), "lettuce", and "top burger bun" (duvet cover, removing interior pillows) are all machine washable.

You may have to replace some renegade sesame seed after a wash.


Talk about a confidence boost! In this bed, you really are one hot piece of meat. When you've got bedding like this, who needs spooning? Sorry, but a bed shaped like a hamburger is a "rare" opportunity for super-puns. (Okay, we'll stop now.)