The 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Game takes place tonight in St. Louis, MO. 66 players were selected for their outstanding play throughout the first half of the season, and tonight these 66 players will have the chance to live out one of their greatest boyhood dreams. We thought, then, that we'd take some time this afternoon to honor the players who didn't quite make the team. Here are some of the boneheaded, no-star plays that didn't get them there.

  • The Pros


  • The Joes