
We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?
We at Urlesque love our slow loris. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find a staffer around these parts who would refuse to bid on a collector's trading card touting stats of the slow-moving, wide-eyed strepsirrhine primate.
And jewelryplusmore is selling!

Scanned photo image does not show true beauty, clarity, color and detail. The actual mini print/trading card is much sharper, colorful and way more beautiful than this scan depicts.
If you're never going to get the chance to tickle a slow loris, you might as well get one matted. Who wouldn't those eyes on them all the time?
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