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rapture jesus cat petsAtheists and Christians don't necessarily share too many of the same beliefs. That's a given. But when it comes to animals, these two groups may as very well sit in a prayer single and belt out hymns about kitty litter, a sentiment echoed by the good people behind Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA, who are here for you (and your pets) when Jesus finally stops by to pick you up.

Their mission:

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. [We] will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Hey, if these guys can provide you with one less thing to worry about at the end of the world, what's the worst that could happen? (Seriously, it literally can't get worse than the end of the world as we know it, right?)