It's the Fourth of July! Tomorrow! Which means instead of reading this, you should be drinking beer on a beach somewhere setting off fireworks and grilling while draped in an American flag. So as you get yourself mentally prepared for the festivities, here's what happened this week:

• These beatboxing birds laid down the dope beats. We bobbed our heads accordingly.
  

• Extreme pen spinning arrived on the scene. It's EXTREME!! Now get me some f*&#ing Mountain Dew.

• It's really funny to hear MC Hammer say the word 'Urlesque.' Cuz we invented it.
  

• The internet: surprisingly, it's not all evil.

• Wait, don't boring reaction videos kind of defy the whole point of watching a reaction video? How postmodern!

• Michael Jackson's memory will live on forever, in the hundreds of mini moonwalking impersonators on YouTube. Feel free to debate the ethics of that amongst yourselves.