rube goldberg nutsackAin't nothing like the unbridled torture than comes with the tension of knowing you're about to kicked in the nutsack. Am I right, people?

These dummy dum-dums took the time to build a Rube Goldberg-esque contraption that, with the assistance of pipe, string, fire, and folding chairs, provides one fella with a swift boot to the sunshine state.

Oh, to be young and stupid again. (JK, you guys, we'd never do this.)