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Facebook is more than a social networking tool. Anyone who feels the need to update the masses on his minute-by-minute goings-on knows that the Facebook status is meant to be a clear demonstration of how awesomely funny and interesting he is. Because, we assume, everybody wants to know (including your Aunt Desiree and that girl from your second-grade class who smelled like deli meats and pee).

But sometimes, real life gets in the way. And when the love of a lady is at stake, you're going to want your status to be amazing. In fact, your life is amazing, and the world needs to know.