Here's a video of a brace of ducks (apparently a group of ducks is called a brace) stuck trying to make it up the down escalator. I have a million questions, but I'm not going to ask them because I know that if you took a hammer and broke open a magic wand, this is what you'd find inside.

And, since this is just because, here's a video of a duck hanging ten on a surfboard. Happy summer.