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branson aniston ted pillman wtf

We have absolutely no idea who Branson Aniston is, nor do we know if that's his real name or if the man in the videos is him. He may also be Ted Pillman, although Pillman may merely be a character played by Aniston himself. It's all one big cryptic mess, and the description on the guy's YouTube profile provides absolutely no clarity, either. Could you make any sense of this?

branson aniston ted pillman
HI, I'M BRANSTON ANISTON. WITH VIDEOS FROM THE TED PILLMAN VAULTS, JUST LIKE ELVIS!

I UPLOAD THE OLD, RANCID, AND SMELLY, DIRTY, OBNOXIOUS TED PILLMAN. HE'S CONTROVERSIAL, AND REPULSIVE AND TOTALLY OFF THE WALL.

OTHER DESCRIPTIONS: VILE, ATROCIOUS, BRAZEN and UNCOOTH. [sic]


Wait, what? Who?? ...Is this real life?

Whatever the case may be, BransonA is our newest terrifying old man obsession on YouTube (since shack-dwelling shirt-hater Edarem, of course). His videos seem to exclusively follow one theme: farts. Lots of farts. And poop. Toilets. Butts. And did we mention farts? This dude is WAY into farts. (And homophobia, but we can't even begin to wrap our head around those clips.)

We're not going to try to provide an explanation for the following, but we will warn you: these videos -- many of which feature BransonA singing along to ...a children's keyboard? -- might very well be the most disturbing stuff living in the YouTubian ether.

Cartoon hobo? Angry, crazy bigot? Gifted character actor? Whatever he may be, Branson Aniston is crazy with a capital "K."

Hold onto your hats (and hide your children).

  • Singing "Mouth To Mouth" while wearing a box and eating a candy bar
  • Thirty seconds of farting


    • Singing "Carload of Farts" ...while farting
    • Singing "Impacted Bowels," an ode to constipation
    • Making love to his (dead?) wife ...while farting
    • Showing off his camera
    • ...Aaaand some more farting




If anyone is reading this from Los Angeles and can assure us that this guy happens to be a talented acting coach working on a side project, we'd feel a lot cleaner. So reach out. Please.