Celebrities are a weird breed. Most of them are pretty, but not all of them are interesting. In fact, a lot of them - if not most - are reeeeally boring. Like, come on, do you really care what type of foot lotion Sandy Bullock uses, or if Keira Knightley takes bubble baths?

Well, yeah, you probably do. Which is gross, but to each his own.

Personally, we'd be much more celebrity-obsessed if, in fact, they were people who not only starred in movies and TV shows, but had heads on which they're facial features were all in the same place, except upside-down, as reconstructed by enthusiasts at Photoshop-centric site Freaking News.

In fact, we may just start that tabloid.

Some of our favorites (especially considering that these are some pretty, er ...left-field celebrity picks):

• Rosie O'Donnell

• Maya Angelou

• Judith Light

• Louis Gossett, Jr.

• Phil Collins

• Phil Collins Jamie Lee Curtis

• Michael Jackson*

*Incidentally, this image has not been altered

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