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oy ney jews jewish horse yarmulke instajewOnce upon a time, a cute little shayna punim made a school project on video that she then uploaded to YouTube. In the video, she hocks a fictional product called Instajew, a yarmulke that, after being placed upon one's head, instantly turns him or her into a member of The Tribe.

Needless to say, the video is adorable and hilarious (bonus points to the cooperative gentleman who donned a Hasidic beard made of construction paper), but the most important moment comes at 1:11, at which point...

A HORSE WEARS A YARMULKE!
A HORSE WEARS A F*CKING YARMULKE!

Of course, the brown beauty is named Tristan, which -- in our own experience as lifelong members of the clan -- is about as Jewwy as The Pope decorating a Christmas tree with ham hocks.

Nevertheless, it's a horse wearing a yarmulke, which gets us to thinking: there's got to be a rabbi somewhere who holds services in a barn, right? Because we're going. Immediately.

Let us pray.