Birds have a lot of things going for them: The gift of flight, talons that can pierce a fish, eagle-eye vision, an endless supply of eggs, the ability to communicate in chirps. There are two things they don't have though, and those things are arms. Sure they can still grasp objects, but there's more to life than picking things up. Never ones to let a bird suffer, the good people on the Something Awful forum took it upon themselves to bless a few lucky birds with the ability to...
- Play the keytar [Paradox86]

- Conduct a penguin symphony [Mr Wunderbaum]

- Give away tickets to the gun show [Mr Wunderbaum]

- Solve mysteries [mrfart]

- And do their best impression of otters holding hands [Ottermotive Insanity]

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6.14.09
By gillian
um r the arms look fake
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6.14.09
By gillian
r the arms fake? they dont look real they look like someone could of done computer work and change it up little
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6.14.09
By anjie
i really think these pictures are pointless. I am not a fan of altered photographs.
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6.14.09
By Mar
Ok, yeah, why is this news?!!
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