The polite umbrella is a shrinkable umbrella that enables users to morph its shape in order to reduce occupied space and to increase user maneuverability.
While not likely to be a hit here in the stares where the F*** you! Get out my way! I'm trying to walk here! umbrella is a ubiquitous sight on rainy days, and our idea of a useful invention is a backwards robe made out of felt, the polite umbrella could potentially be a huge success in countries such as Japan, China, and others where a sense of deference and social positioning is ingrained at an early age. Next up for polite umbrella inventor Joo Youn Paek? "Polite rain," he says. "A rainstorm that only happens when you're indoors."
Where and when can I buy one. I work in Manhattan and at lunch time there must be at least 3 rows of people all trying to walk on the sidewalk. Rainy days and umbrellas make it worse. I want one, I want one, I want one!
What happens when it is pouring down rain and you morph its shape? Do you end up with a waterfall on your legs and feet? I want to see it being used in actual rain.
The writer has obviously never spent any time in China. He should have written, "a sense of ENTITLEMENT and social positioning is ingrained at an early age"
Where else can you experience, as a pedestrian on a side walk, an angry car horn blaring at you as a prat in a black Audi [govt. official] demands pedestrians clear side walks for his driving pleasure?
And yeah, all those Chinese women who carry umbrellas all summer long, (lest they lose the coveted complexion color of a dead fish's underside) never give a thought about your eyes being jabbed out by their parasols.
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6.10.09
By Laura
Thats so cool
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6.11.09
By Ann
Where and when can I buy one. I work in Manhattan and at lunch time there must be at least 3 rows of people all trying to walk on the sidewalk. Rainy days and umbrellas make it worse. I want one, I want one, I want one!
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6.11.09
By onesace
What happens when it is pouring down rain and you morph its shape? Do you end up with a waterfall on your legs and feet? I want to see it being used in actual rain.
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6.11.09
By COOKIE
THAT LOOKS AWESOME WHERE CAN YOU BUY THEM... I KNOW SOOOOO MANY PEOPLE WHO WOULD LOVE TO GET ONE!!!!
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6.12.09
By ken hays
The writer has obviously never spent any time in China. He should have written, "a sense of ENTITLEMENT and social positioning is ingrained at an early age"
Where else can you experience, as a pedestrian on a side walk, an angry car horn blaring at you as a prat in a black Audi [govt. official] demands pedestrians clear side walks for his driving pleasure?
And yeah, all those Chinese women who carry umbrellas all summer long, (lest they lose the coveted complexion color of a dead fish's underside) never give a thought about your eyes being jabbed out by their parasols.
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7.06.09
By Air Max
Maybe it intends to advocate that in a sense we should not be that "polite"; we should stick to our own opinions.
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7.27.09
By Nike Air Max
different ideas.
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