Choosing a greeting card is one of those tasks that just always feels wrong. Because unless you're buying a blank card, you're expected to rely on a complete stranger's sense of humor. But that's never a problem, of course, if your go-to card of choice is from the Maxine collection.

Even if you don't know Maxine, you've seen her. She's that ol' crabapple with the sunglasses, wiry hair and permanent frown. Naturally, the septuagenarian delivers some star zingers concerning the stuff most old ladies complain about: marriage, shopping and menopause.

But one thing most old ladies don't understand is the Internet. And that's where Maxine's got 'em beat, 'cuz she has a BLOG! Called ...wait for it... Hot Flash Central (duh)!

Warn your nanas -- Maxine's hip to the Netz! Here's why:

• She keeps on top of her zany pics

• She knows a good "bunny opening letter" video when she sees one

• She's still the reigning queen of snappy one-liners