- 5.19.09 - 11:00AM
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- Rae Votta
The Most Inappropriate Wedding Songs Immortalized on YouTube
Wedding season is in full swing, and very little is more important about a wedding than song choice. Forget the dress, flowers and catering, what it really comes down to is that first dance. The song has to have the perfect meaning -- announcing true love and devotion, of course. Sometimes, however, things get a little...lost in translation? A song that means something for one person might actually mean something else in reality. That's why, because almost every wedding is somehow recorded, there is an amazing selection on the internet of wedding songs that are a little...off. We're not saying they aren't meaningful (so what if the first song you made out to was sung by Linkin Park?), we're just saying you should probably take a closer look before you attach yourself to the tune forever -- thus, making it the definition of your lasting love and devotion.
- 'Every Breath You Take'
Sting's stalker song to end all stalker songs.
Every move you makeTrue love means watching your beloved like a hawk. At the very same wedding, performers Francis and Johan followed that gem up with Bonnie Raitt's, 'I Can't Make You Love Me.'
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
- 'I Can't Make You Love Me'
Cause I can't make you love me if you don'tSo now your beloved is hearing voices and knowing they can't make you love them. Plus they're only giving themselves til the next day to get out of the relationship. Again, more things you maybe don't want to start of your life together talking about.
You can't make your heart feel something it won't
- 'My Heart Will Go On'
- 'Crank Dat'
(Also with bonus "I'm Too Sexy" entrance music.)
- 'White Wedding'
- Wham Rap
I may not have a job,
But I have a good time,
With the boys that I meet "down on the line"
I said, I - DON'T - NEED - YOU
Amazingly, this couple is together 20 years later.
Seen any others on the web or have sat through an excruciatingly awkward first dance at a wedding? Tell us about it in the comments!
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