There's nothing more that I currently want in life more than my very own slow loris. Seriously. But, according to Jordan (and a few animal protection laws), it simply isn't possible. Good thing I happen to have my own Stephen Lenz, who apparently stood in for slow loris the other day, as he and Julie from our BFFs Lemondrop reenacted the now-viral slow loris tickle.


No idea what I'm talking about? Have you not checked the internet lately? Here's the adorable original!