According to English Russia (more specifically, whatever we could gather from the wonky translation), stray dogs of Moscow are the smartest. These pups are the real deal, taking the train into downtown day after day, constantly demonstrating new ways to scare shwarma out of the hands of passersby.

Naturally, homeless dogs are -- of course -- way sad. And yet, so keeewwwwt! These guys need their own Billy Joel-penned soundtrack.














BONUS VIDEO: Watch a dog get up and leave with the rest of the passengers. [faint]