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Longhorn KnockerWere you searching the 'Net for the best knockers money could buy (or that Google Image Search would provide, free of service)?

Well, we've got bad news and good news: the bad news is that we can't post nipples, but the good news is that we have some fantastic recommendations for novelty door knockers that are sure to spruce up your spring renovation process.

Check out these beautiful door knockers, custom made for:

  • People who give their dogs gross haircuts



  • The angsty teenager


  • Labyrinth enthusiasts



  • Necrophiliacs



  • Music teachers everywhere



  • Your weird friend



  • Cat ladies



  • Pervy, unmarried uncles