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Last summer, Finnish computer programmer Jerry Jalava lost his thumb after crashing into a deer on his motorcycle. When he replaced the digit with a prosthetic, the doctors joked that he install a USB drive into the finger.

Aaaaaand he did.


Jalava can now peel back his faux fingernail to reveal a memory stick ready to provide pictures, documents, movies, and anything else the dude can fit into his own personal storage unit. Yeeps!

We feel really bad for the next dummy who challenges the guy to a Thumb War. You don't play games with the Bionic Man.

That would be like trying to give Andre the Giant a piggyback ride. It's just not something you do.