Wildlife photographer Andy Rouse witnessed something we would pay money to see in real life: drunk gorillas. The primates, living in the mountains of Rwanda, had gotten bombed after throwing back alcoholic sap from bamboo shoots, and were exhibiting clear signs of party fever, "running round cackling to each other [while] others were going mad swinging through the trees [and] lying on the ground in an inebriated state."

Better yet, Rouse returned the next day to find eerie quietude, as the gorillas were probably off somewhere else, blocking the sunlight and just trying not to throw up.















Oh, we know how you feel, buddy. We know how you feel.