Over the weekend, musician, reporter and germaphobe John Tesh dispensed some Twitter advice his legions of adoring fans:




Welcome to John Tesh's world, where fecal matter and staph infections lurk behind every dark corner. Life must be exhausting. Tesh wrote the Bobby's World theme song (thanks Wikipedia), the mid-90s cartoon brainchild of noted OCD-sufferer Howie Mandel. So there probably wasn't a lot of handshaking happening on-set. Anyway, thanks for ruining restaurants for us, John! We never really like 'em anyway. Purell, anyone?