We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?


Uh, has anyone at eBay been alerted to this? Because bettercomplexions is selling an "instant face lift" mask that is vaguely described to either remove tattoos (and scars) or act as a chemical peel, although we're not quite sure how one gets to decide on either option, considering you just douse your skin in this stuff.

We're going to go out on a limb and say it probably doesn't matter either way.



~Easy step-by-step *From A real "Plastic Surgeon"

After applying the solution you see results starting to work immediately, the skin will frost white for up to 30 minutes then subside. The next step is the skin starts to dry out and within a day or two the skin will then turn dark pink or brown and then begin to peel in about 5-7 days.

WOW ...YOur skin will love you for this!

Let's be honest: if you'd have told me right off the bat that I could look like Michael Jackson for less than $20, I'd probably already have burned off a layer of my face by now.

WHERE DO I SIGN?