Twenty years from now, when we look at the videos that really shaped the Internet, I guarantee that Turtle Rape Shoe will be right there at the top...mounting the other videos' feet forcibly. To me the biggest surprise of Turtle Rape Shoe isn't his adorable high-pitched turtle grunts or his questionable choice of sexual partners (it doesn't even look like a name brand). To me, the biggest surprise is that I had no idea this was how turtles effed. SRSLY, he looks just like a little dude. (NSFW?)
Twenty years from now, when we look at the videos that really shaped the Internet, I guarantee that Turtle Rape Shoe will be right there at the top...mounting the other videos' feet forcibly. To me the biggest surprise of Turtle Rape Shoe isn't his adorable high-pitched turtle grunts or his questionable choice of sexual partners (it doesn't even look like a name brand). To me, the biggest surprise is that I had no idea this was how turtles effed. SRSLY, he looks just like a little dude. (NSFW?)- In Turtle Rape a Dog, the audience is left to question, is the turtle really trying to rape the dog, or is he just chasing his furry friend?
- Come on cat, show this little guy some love.
- Is this love or is he just hungry?
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I want a turtle!
by:// orb205 - Mar 13th 2009
For the love of God, those are all TORTOISES, not turtles. Turtles like water. Tortoises sink and drown.
My parents have a Sulcata (African toroise). The wild desert tortoises we have here in the southwest are endangered and can't be kept as pets.
The 2nd and third ones are just being territorial, as cranky tortoises are known to be. My dad gets chased by theirs when he mows the grass, and it will go after cats or anyone standing in his part of the yard, and ram your ankle until you leave.
by:// TVGenius - Mar 15th 2009