Meet: The Blowguard.

A completely unnecessary invention made for, well, ya know the name says it all -- equipped with its own website and newsletter.

The invention (patent-pending) was created by a dentist in Florida whose patient's teeth moved while giving her boyfriend oral sex.

It advertises:

...no more nicks from teeth! The Soft, flexible tray fits comfortably in the mouth, is easy to clean, and can be used again and again.




So ya know......there's that.