Cats don't work, sit in unnatural positions, or have any responsibilities at all, but they still enjoy a good massage just as much as, say, your platonic best friend Jeff who told you he loved you that one time, but agreed to continue being best friends even after you told him you didn't feel the same way. In fact, I think cats like giving and receiving massages even more than than Jeff likes it when you touch his wretched, unloved body. Here are some videos! LOLZ