We don't know what Carl Willat does exactly, but his adorable, inexplicable li'l videos are effortlessly charming. As it turns out, fellow Urlbot Lindsey's current "Internet baby" (and super find) is a video Willat made about Trader Joe's, the quirky supermarket chain beloved by loyal customers who can't get enough -- as Willat so preciously puts it in the accompanying tune -- "cylindrical salmon, pills that fizz, and aloe chunk juice (whatever that is)."
Disclaimer: We're not sure if this viral marketing for Trader Joe's or the Palm Treo, but whatever the case, we don't care. Carl Willat, you can secretly advertise all you want when you sing about "dried bull penis, done up in a braid."
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