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Spitzle the Clown has a blog, on which he documents... stalking you. We're not sure if the pictures or the captions are more terrifying.

Wait, we just decided, and the captions are more terrifying.

Judge for yourself:

  • "I've been here the whole time, as you went about your business of closing up for the night. A few more minutes, and you'll be asleep."
  • "...it's not difficult to get in. I'll slip in undetected, as usual. And then, it will all be in play."

  • "The night makes me happiest. I can go out and meet new friends. Can I come home with you?"