When you have a sneezing fetish, porn is, like, the easiest thing in the world to acquire. Throw some pepper in the direction of someone on the verge of nasal explosion, and get your rocks off then and there.

Or, easier yet, just check out realsneezes on YouTube. It's FREE, y'all, and it's filled with filthy, smutty semi-autonomous, expulsions of air from the lungs, most commonly caused by foreign particles irritating the nasal mucosa.

Nasal Mucosa? Va-va-voom!

(All accompanying captions are from the site, although we would hope you would assume that.)

  • "Brandi is truly one of the premiere sneezers of the community! This is just a small video sample of what she has to offer with a buffet style of sneezes! Brandi is no joke!"


  • "Lacey is awesome with her latest video. Flared nostrils, false starts, soft tissues sneezes and that gorgeous 'pre-sneeze face' A BLONDE SNEEZE DREAM!" [Ed. Note: Nice touch with the R. Kelly]


  • "[Jamie's] video was shot at night but the beauty of both her and sneezes you simply can't deny! (These sneezes are fake but her clip has real pepper induced sneezes!)


Luckily, this post also gave us the chance to include this: